I was walking through meijer one day, perusing the craft section trying to find paint for a lamp revamp I planned on doing. When what to my wandering eyes should appear? A cake of yarn that claims it’s big enough to make a baby blanket. What?!!?

As I admired the colors of the yarn, noting that they would pair beautifully with my cousins nursery, I bought it. Do I crochet? No. Do I knit? No. So I had to buy needles. I of course chose knitting, because I enjoy frustration.
I buy the size needles it recommends. 2 straight needles. I head home and immediately started knitting. I dabbled in crochet and knitting when I was pregnant with my first. I think the only thing I crocheted was a winter hat that didn’t fit.
Anyway, so I watch a YouTube video to “brush up on my skills” and get to work. When I tell you this was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, I am NOT exaggerating. First of all, I had to cast on, I believe 80 stitches. 80 STITCHES! On the needles. Ok…James?

The stitches didn’t even fit. I was fighting the yarn the whole time trying to keep it from popping off. After further research, I learned there were circular needles, so of course I ordered a set of those AND a crochet needle set because what’s a spontaneous hobby without going overboard with the supplies?

So I restarted on the circular needles. This was much easier on my hands and wrists…until my fingertips started hurting from the pointy ends of the needles. My hands were so tired, I had to take a break.

I decided crocheting a quick little crossbody purse would be fun and I’d feel accomplished. A 4ft x 4ft baby blanket was a huge undertaking, so I figured I’d start another project. If you can believe it, I did finish the crossbody purse!
I’ve never used it. It just sits in our entryway table, but I made it! With my own 2 hands!
Anyway, so back to the blanket, which remember I’ve already restarted once. I finished the crossbody so fast, I decide I’m going to crochet the blanket instead.
I started from the other end of the cake just to keep my knitted blanket intact in case I didn’t like the crocheted look.
Okay, now mind you, I’m trying to finish this before my cousin’s baby shower. I restarted this blanket 2 DAYS before the baby shower.
So I fly through this blanket. I’m allllmmmooosssttt to the end of the yarn that begins my knitted portion of the blanket, when all chaos breaks loose. My yarn is a giant knot. I can’t undo it. I end up pulling it apart about 6 inches from my needle. Now I have to tie the yarn back together. I have no faith that I can tie it strong enough. So now I have an almost finished baby blanket, that was not finished in time for the shower (the baby isn’t here yet so technically I still have time), I have my entire “knitted” portion of the blanket left…and I just quit. It’s been sitting in my closet for a month. I came so close, but it’s still not completed. Maybe one day. And that day has to be before March.

Update: I just measured and it is currently sitting at about 3ft x 2ft. I have to at least add another foot before calling it complete. In a perfect world, I would add another 2 ft…






























